[Robert] Harry, it's time. Let's go find some wood. [Harry] I'm famous Robert, I'll need to conceal my identity. [Robert] Yeah, let's get you dressed up. HodgePodge I like your beaver. I really like your beaver! [Robert] I don't see anyone. I think the coast is clear. [Harry] Yeah, lets go. [Robert] You see anything Harry! [Harry] Hmm, lets see…I see a wall, I see a door, I see…ah! I see some wood! Let's go check it out. [Harry] What have we got here? Looks like some sycamore. Maybe some dirty oak Let me just hop up here. [Robert] Hold on tight Harry. [Harry] Robert, you know this beaver grips tight on wood. [Robert] You sure you can handle this one Harry? It's a lot bigger.
[Harry] I've grasped much bigger wood before.
[Old Man] HEY! [Old Man] STOP STEALING MY WOOD!
GET HIM GIRL! *dog growling and barking* [Robert] Oh sh!t Harry, that was close! Let's get out of here! [Robert] That was quite the score, huh Harry? What do we got here? I think this might be sycamore and I have no idea. What do you want to make? [Harry] The adrenaline, it's coursing through my veins. I feel evil [Robert] You feel like a villain? Well I know just the weapon. [Robert] Well, we're lucky that the wood pulled out
before there was a big mistake. [Harry] Haha! Yeah, that's what she said! [Robert] Harry, I told you to stay away from dirty wood.
[Harry] Whoa, are those crabs? [Robert] It's just an ant. [Harry] Oh man, that's even more itchy. [Harry] Hey Jacob, you want to join our squad of evildoers? [Harry] Uh oh! You never want to get caught with your wood stuck in a hole. [Harry] Alright! Time for shots! I'll take a pink panty dropper. [Harry] Robert, you sure you can handle wood that long? Hehehe! [Robert] Come on Harry, I'm 6ft 3in. [Harry] I think that ball is a nice touch but I think
there should be two of them at the end of the shaft.
[Harry] You shouldn't stroke your wood in public. It's something that should be done privately. [Harry] I can't wait to pound some beavers with that..