SUPER METROID S U P E R M E T R O I D The last Metroid is in captivity. The galaxy is at peace… ALERT! ALERT!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!!! ALERT!!!!! BANG BANG (Screams of Agony) RAWR (XD) The last metroid has escaped. The galaxy is no longer at peace… The last metroid has escaped. The galaxy is no longer at peace… (you could read the text up there you know ^ ) NO!! NOOO!!!! Y33T wooosh *screams of unfiltered, pure pain* boom boom noises KaPLOW!! (more property damage) *baby cooing* T H E B A B Y . AAA ド Approaching me?ドドドド *CRINKLE* Nope.AVI NANI!? we good now???? guess not. vroom vroom noises (Ridley escaping noise) nyoooow bom PLANET ZEBRA (Samus turning on her speedrun thrusters) ¡CRASH! (expert FALL) (expert ROLL) (expert RUN) (expert WAIT) I know this labyrinth like the back of my hand, Ridley.
I'm getting that BABY brain back! (Touch) -MORPH BAWLING- *tink* (rolling) BOME WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH WEH (Die.) bam (Kill Count: ) (Kill Count: 1) (Kill Count: 2) (Kill Count: 3) (Kill Count: 4) (Kill Count: 5) consider yourself lucky <3 motion sickness be like: Uhh… I don't know about this boss AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ded She's taking all our weapons!!! *KABLAMMO!* She's heading to the wrecked ship!!! Phantoon will make quick work of her! (quick work) dab. *shuckle* *breathing intensifies* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA also AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Magic pancakes? borp. Where is she? I lost her. -The Space-Lazer e g g *KABLAMMO 2!* She used another Power Bomb! WHAT R THOSE!? ice 2 meet you. GAME OVER GAME OVER? Wait? wut? k YEET She survived the LAVA TRAP!? Doesn't matter. Master Kraid will surely get her now. S P A M NOM How is she so FAST!? cause she is Dray-gonna slide on in (SO MANY MISSILES) *anger intensifies* (Here we go) (Distant Screech) S U R P R I S E ! (Oh come on.) (Lazers calibrated) SLAM S L A M S L A M S L A M S L A M S L A M S L A M S L A M gross.
Too Big And that is where the budget went. (cringe) [SPEEDRUNNING THEME] (HURRY UP!) MA MA T H E B A B Y. Mother Brain: Samus Aran… I will not allow you to foil my plans again, Mother Brain: I am going to bring order to the universe, through whatever means necessary CHICKEN STRIIIIIIIIIPS!!! Mother Brain: WHAT? (confused stance) (frightened stance) Mother Brain: Samus!!! SLORP *realizes immortality* *MATERNAL RAGE* Self-destruct sequence initiated (Distant cries of Agony) CHOOSE ONE!!! soo uhh r u going to choose… no… okey then… then die OMG CHOOSE ONE ALREADY!!!.