Smokey and the Bandit | East Bound and Down

breaker 1-9 breaker 1-9 this is the bandit 
i'm looking for a westbounder on highway 85.   i need a smoky report and i need it bad son this 
is foxy lady bandit we heard you were coming by   and we decided we'd take care of those bears 
for you you know a little personalized service   well just send me the bell foxy lady better 
yet why don't you come by and pay up in person   i'll catch you on uh on the flip side uh 
darling i'm too pooped to pop daddy listen chops   86.

Come on bye bandit all right just talk me into 
it nah i got that some [ __ ] and i got him with   his fly open oh well what are we gonna do when we 
get home go to bed for a week good idea and sleep hey orville you seen that new waitress down the 
diner named arlene yeah man she's got some nice   legs yeah she's looking good i'd like to take 
a run on her oh man what are you talking about   i'm telling you let me tell you something about 
that tell you she makes herself a bachelor you get lucky this giddy this car far away are we gonna do what they say can't be done   but we've got a long way to go and 
they're showing time to get there i see a portable gas station up ahead of me to 
your copy hey is this the bandit this is mr b   and i'm geared jamming this rolling refinery 
you got another smoky on the rubber this is   abandoned son ah can we slide right into your 
convoy there come a head on baby we'll slip you   into the rocking chair play a little hide and seek 
the welcome mat is out and you're coming home 10-4 we're going in the rocket chair honey 
good trucks i love them i love them this is not a convoy this is a dream they can see right down into this 
car you know that well so what   that's why i used to love to drive 
those trucks down spot those beavers in your mother's womb here dog is that right let 
it all hang out cause we gotta run the big the   boys are thirsty in atlanta and there's beer in 
texarkana and we'll bring it back no matter what   it takes eastbound and down loaded up and trucking 
are we gonna do what they say can't be done   we've got a long way to go and 
they show up time to get there got just put that hammer down and give it there thank you mr b i don't know how to thank you you 
can thank me by not getting called have a good day   and a better one tomorrow good buddy hey 
bandit this is little beaver put your   foot on the floor we've got your back 
door and i'm clear i have to tend for   no man you got your ears on son 
you've got a new lucky elbow just keep the rubber band stretching real tight   ten four ten four i'm blaming 
it son i'm pregnant i'm clear no matter what it takes he's 
pounding down loaded up and trucking   are we gonna do what they say can't be done we've 
got a long way to go and a short time to get there i don't care if you're the governor 
of texas you're making a big mistake freedom is right junior   you have the right to remain silent anything you 
say may be held against you in a court of law   and uh what's all this about whoa hello officer 
glad you're here to assist me my name is sheriff   beaufort t jupiter i have just apprehended the 
bandit no sir you just apprehended my captain take the cops out junior but there you 
go cut that cuffs off you moose trip uh may i uh express my feelings 
about inconveniencing you   but if you're going to hang out in 
these kind of joints we're a bad junior you

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